1. My daughter looks like my husband and acts like me.
  2. My son looks like me and acts like my husband.
  3. I hide my candy from my kids. Hint: My car sometimes smells like sour gummies.
  4. Cooking calms me; unfortunately cleaning irks me.
  5. I love folding laundry.  But only while drinking wine and watching trashy reality TV.
  6. I’m not just a mom, I’m a memory maker.
  7. I consider New York my first love. But Chicago makes a better long-term partner.
  8. I write to discover the story.