- My daughter looks like my husband and acts like me.
- My son looks like me and acts like my husband.
- I hide my candy from my kids. Hint: My car sometimes smells like sour gummies.
- Cooking calms me; unfortunately cleaning irks me.
- I love folding laundry. But only while drinking wine and watching trashy reality TV.
- I’m not just a mom, I’m a memory maker.
- I consider New York my first love. But Chicago makes a better long-term partner.
- I write to discover the story.